hey im thomas, I'm from tennessee but I live in michigan.

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

(Source: unit03, via disowns)

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french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

(Source: memewhore, via barack-obottm)

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fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

(Source: alanblooms, via crunchier)

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ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

(via distraction)

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amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

(Source: amifutami-remade, via phobias)

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piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via orgasm)

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