hey im thomas, I'm from tennessee but I live in michigan.
pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

pantheraj:

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

(via dutchster)

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510393
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23 hours ago

svvords:

i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

(Source: wasiangod, via disowns)

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309116
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23 hours ago

beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

(via cokestream)

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247274
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23 hours ago

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via succeeding)

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902415
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23 hours ago